@BW_Jones: There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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@BlindChow: I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. "You'll die too," I say. "9 lives," my cat whispers, lighting a match.
@Kryzazy: *me trying not to be awkward when I meet new people Them: Hi, it’s really nice to meet you Me: Yeah, thanks, my dress has pockets
@SirEviscerate: *shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds* *hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*