@RdrJay47: There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.
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@fuqtarded: On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking.
@ObscureGent: [Antichrist emerging from the ground] *looks around* Oh, I see you’ve all been doing a good job without me.
@Shenaniglenns: [God inventing pain] God: This is how humans will know they need to heal physically. Angel: But how will they know if they need emotional healing? God [inventing Linkin Park]: worry not