@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
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@roxiqt: ANGEL: what are we gonna call the 11th month? I was thinking Vember. GOD: no, no Vember. Vember is my ex. ANGEL: GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, so this is gonna sound really petty but I just had an idea-
@i_love_fudge: My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate & then burn them. I wonder what I should do with the letters.
@RowdyBowden: "Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!" - The Very Civil War