@MikeCanRant: There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful.
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@shegotagronk: My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
@bourgeoisalien: me: i should go to sleep brain: read every political tweet that's ever been written. let the rage fuel you. sleep is for the weak
@shutupmikeginn: I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'