@MikeCanRant: There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful.
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@TheTweetOfGod: When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law.
@Lindzeta: i think a fun answer, when asked about your flaws in a job interview, would be “you’ll see”
@UnFitz: I’m prepared for anything. Pull the rug out from under me and you’re gonna find another rug under there.
@Trustedshoe: [me trying to sell my personal information on the dark web] For a dollar I’ll tell you how much cheese I eat.