“Slow down, it’s not a race,” I tell my kids because I want that last piece of pizza.
There’s a book called “Why Women have sex” by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote”Why Men have sex” but I’m guessing thats just a pamphlet.
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I want to lose weight, but I don’t want to get caught up in one of those ‘eat right and exercise’ fads.
I used to think sex in those apocalyptic movies was so dumb cuz who would want sex when everything’s going to shit? I do, I want sex.. I changed my mind.
Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
I thought this hot Egyptian chick was hitting on me but she was just trying to lure me into a pyramid scheme. 🙁
Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?