There’s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.

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Trump assures Abe that he supports Japan 100%!

“I mean, I saw Godzilla like, 7 times!” says Trump.


Two words from the historical lexicon:
boondoggle: an entirely unnecessary or futile undertaking.
hornswoggle: to bamboozle or deceive.
A hornswoggling boondoggle has a nice ring to it.


Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.


Just because we’ve been friends for ten years doesn’t mean I know your kids’ names.