@K8yH8y: There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part.
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@thepaulahunt: My 20 y.o. son: Mom, if you were in Star Wars, do you think you'd be on the light side or the dark side? Me: I'd probably be the mom whose son abandoned her to stay a slave on a desert planet after he won a flying car race.
@ArfMeasures: JESUS: And lo, I have fed 5000 of you with 5 fishes and 2 loaves "AMAZING!" "A MIRACLE!" ME: *slowly raises hand* So do we get dessert or