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@SteveSuckington: "There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."
@Donna_McCoy: I still remember the childhood pain of having to wear a sweater over my Halloween costume, so don't say I don't know tragedy.
@4SLars: I was voted, "most likely to interfere with a corpse," in high school.
@NewDadNotes: Angel: so you named this screwdriver a flathead cause it's head is flat?
Angel: What are you gonna call this other one?
@R0ckG0d88: If Target didn't want anyone singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" into a hairbrush they shouldn't have it playing over the store intercom.
@BonaFideIntent: Watching a Kristin Stewart movie. She's being CHASED by ppl who want her DEAD. The CHEESE STICK I'm holding has a more frightened expression