@James_Kpatrick: These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge
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@KeetPotato: unstable person: "when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" stable person: "i look after the horses"
@2tickytacky: When someone yells "Fire!" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep
@mommajessiec: Day 1 of home improvement project: This should take us a week. Day 7: This should take us 2 weeks. Day 57: There is no end in sight.