Guys…. Women aren’t hard….. And if they are… They aren’t Women.
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Dang I didn’t make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
Best spoiler warning ever
Oh you have morals? You must be new here.
Welcome to backhanded compliment club, it’s so nice meeting people who don’t care how they look
What’s ur greatest strength?
“I wear too much cologne”
No, I mean-
“A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator”
THERAPIST: You’re cured.
THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?
Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can’t be handled at their worst, and aren’t deserved at their best.