I’m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I’ll run them under cold water for half a second
They say drugs will hurt your long term memory but I kind of take pride in needing to Google the proper spelling of “Bieber” every damn time
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I know we’re not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.
You’re 15 and miss the 90’s? Yeah, I’m sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.
I’m sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You’re gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn’t crash.
I never said I hated you.
I just said that if you fell overboard in shark-infested waters, I’d toss in my tampon.
It’s probably really hard for them to carry their backpacks.
if you can’t judge a book by its cover then graphic design is a big fat lie
Good morning to everyone especially this person dragging McDonalds’ coffee for a hilariously wrong reason.
Most monkeys don’t like bananas, they’re just being sexy.