@_ElvishPresley_: They wrote "Kevin" on my coffee cup lol how do you get "Kevin" from "David” not to mention they got my order completely wrong
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@mymumps: [covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: "That's just not what I meant when I said "come prepared"..."
@truegritrumble: ME: I don't know if I'm ready for this...emotionally. CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE: You have to order something or get out of the line.
@fro_vo: [concert] Lead Singer: HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT Crowd: WOOOO Me (from the back row): fine how are you Lead Singer: I’M GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING
@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?