As a copywriter, I’ve noticed more people are using ‘whilst’ instead of ‘while.’ WHILE you can use either, WHILST is formal so it always sounds pompous and full of shit. Would you say WHOMST? No you WOULDST NOT.
Think my wife is a little OCD since whenever I go out with the kids I need to come home with the exact same amount.
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“Forgive me, I’m a terrible flort”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
We decided to go out for bbq tonight.
As it turns out, I’m too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers.
All the rooms in this asthma clinic offer breathtaking views.
Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn’t put FIN at the end of Jaws.
All the world does is try to tear us apart.
-me to my bed every morning
Financial Advisor: You should think about diversifying your assets.
Me: You mean like buying shorts that aren’t cargo?
Cashier: Need to see some ID
Me: You get a lot of 20yo guys buying tampons, diapers, grapes & whiskey?
Me: Ok, here you go then
Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.
Getting a paper cut in the exact same place 2 days in a row is how I know I pissed off a witch.