@FaisalAdam_: This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform...
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@JarrettsPosts: my grandpa doesn’t use his blinker because “its no one else’s business where he’s going”
@Try2StopME: Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
@junejuly12: [Dentist chair] Him: Lie back and open wide Me: At least buy me dinner first Him: *sigh* Please don’t tweet this Me: *typing* Too late