@passion8turk: This green smoothie tastes like God wants me to be fat.
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@NintenDom: Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.
@AK_Holica: Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?
@om_eye_goodness: Whenever I can’t sleep, I always end up eating like 37 snacks in bed. It’s called insom-nom-nom-nia.