@elle91: This is my cat's medicine.
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@SteveSackington: Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time.
@coffeeandvinyl1: My 12yr old just handed me his proofs from picture day but before I could open the envelope he says "First, let me explain"
@Gooooats: Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Also, this is America so they all have guns.
@PinkCamoTO: Me: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Minister: That's not really appropriate for wedding vows.