Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.
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Counselor: Okay new faces, please tell us why you’re here
Pac-Man: Binge eating
Lara Croft: Kleptomania
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there’s no rule that says you have to share your birthday cake, you can just blow out the candles and take that shit home with u
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ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I’m delusional
UBER DRIVER: I didn’t say anything
AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league
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For every hour that passes without payment, I will teach another hostage “Wonderwall” on acoustic guitar and release him back to you
You: Wth is wrong with you?
Me: I learned to dance during the 80’s..