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@HiddenPinky: "This sausage tastes funny."
"Funny how? Like it's made from a clown? Because it's not. It's absolutely not clown sausage."

“This sausage tastes funny.” “Funny how? Like it’s made from a clown? Because it’s not. It’s absolutely not clown sausage.”
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