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@RandiLawson: This spa was amazing!
Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash.
@UnFitz: "You're just not my cup of tea" I say to someone else's cup of tea.
DOCTOR: "A-tisket a-tasket, you're gonna need a casket."
DR: "Your husband's knee surgery did not go well AT ALL."
@Elizasoul80: How to get a guys attention:
1. Take off your shirt
2. Be a TV
@jwoodham: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
@Jen_says_nah: Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya.