@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.
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@mommajessiec: Him: I’m feeling under the weather. DATING: I’m so sorry. That stinks. ENGAGED: I will nurse you back to health with chicken soup and cuddles. MARRIED: *sprays him with lysol*
@3sunzzz: I stopped seeing my therapist. All of my appointments were really disrupting my day drinking.
@ashleyaustrew: I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you.
@KKAlThani: "So tell me what you want, what you really, really want" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order