@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD
@LarryFulford: Don't worry, millennials, every time you spell it "tho," I say "ugh," so it ends up being spelled right.
@iwearaonesie: *puts wine in cart* *crosses “wine” off the list my wife gave me* *puts more wine in cart* *crosses “more wine” off the list my wife gave me*
@LlamaInaTux: (A world where everyone is named Bethany) Bethany: what should we name our child? Bethany: Bethany