@cravin4: Today my battery went dead on my car key so I had to manually unlock it like the pioneers did.
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@AbbieEvansXO: [going to the moon] Co-astronaut: and 3…2…1…take off! Me: oh no Co-astronaut: what Me: I left my coffee on top of the rocket
@KellyMeldrum: I'm not usually vengeful, but when I am it's because someone gave my kid a whistle.
@TheBoydP: If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot...