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@EliTerry: TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF:
1. Sunset
2. Crashing waves
3. Dad's grave (as casket is lowered)
4. New stepdad's face
5. Quiznos

TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF: 
1. Sunset
2. Crashing waves
3. Dad’s grave (as casket is lowered)
4. New stepdad’s face
5. Quiznos

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