Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It’s the bottom of Beethoven’s 9th, and the bassists are loaded.

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last Christmas I gave you my heart/and the very next day you texted me “k”


Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway.

Cannoli do so much.

Now hes just a pizza history.


how to hot dogs:

1) “read” hot dogs instructions
2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink
3) add 1 piece of ketchup
4( drink


a ladybug has entered the household. and i. am on my way to introduce myself


Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:


I love breakdancing. I don’t do it…

Or watch it, even.

I just like it because it allows be to sell cardboard to rich white kids.


Day 15 of unemployment, still no job listings for dog petters