@abrosenthal: Ugh Starbucks spelled my name right again and now I have nothing to Instagram.
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@ChristianMingel: Trained psychologists: “Hitting your kids can cause them to be violent adults” Twitter genius: “I was hit and I never turned out violent. That’s why I can’t wait to hit my own kids when I get them”
@ThisOneSayz: The person who named the eggplant must have been: a) Colorblind, and b) Totally high
@AndyAsAdjective: Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot.