I’m not ready for the pandemic to be over…
I have yet to bake a single loaf of bread
To ‘There’s a Hole in the Bucket’
I can’t access my network
Dear IT, Dear IT
I can’t access my network
Dear IT, accessThen check your email
Dear cheeky, dear cheeky
Then check your email
Dear cheeky, check itI can’t access my network
Dear IT, dear IT
(repeat endlessly)
I’m pretty sure 2020 came fresh from the Pet Sematary
Men, if you want to impress her, send pix of your loads
~ dishwashers, perves
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
~ realistic wedding vows
When people tell me my skin is soft I can’t help but wonder if they’re measuring me for a rug
It amazes me how the moon controls the tides from hundreds of thousands of miles away…
yet, it’s a struggle to get my kid to pick up toys from only a few feet away
Really, eating peanut butter is just like doing kegels for your mouth
Pro tip:
Singing “Into the great wide open” is never ok during sex