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@0v3rthOught : Toto: I blessed Lorraine down in Africa
Adele: I set fire to Lorraine
Johnny Nash: I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone
Lorraine: Stop it
@0v3rthOught: Marty McFly: *plays Nickelback*
Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet but your kids are gonna love it.
*returns to the present to find a world without children*
@0v3rthOught: Me: Hi, is this Chuck E Cheese?
How many kids do I need to have with me to be able to eat and play there?
Chuck E. Cheese: Just one
Me: *opens door to white van* Get out Rebecca I don't need you
@0v3rthOught: Kill me once. I'm dead.
Kill me twice. I'm a dead ghost.
@0v3rthOught: Let's go to bed and do naughty things.
Fast forward to: jumping on the bed wearing our shoes and giggling uncontrollably.