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Page of 0v3rthOught's best tweets

@0v3rthOught : Toto: I blessed Lorraine down in Africa

Adele: I set fire to Lorraine

Johnny Nash: I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone

Lorraine: Stop it

@0v3rthOught: Marty McFly: *plays Nickelback*

Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet but your kids are gonna love it.

*returns to the present to find a world without children*

@0v3rthOught: Me: Hi, is this Chuck E Cheese?
How many kids do I need to have with me to be able to eat and play there?

Chuck E. Cheese: Just one

Me: *opens door to white van* Get out Rebecca I don't need you

@0v3rthOught: Kill me once. I'm dead.
Kill me twice. I'm a dead ghost.

@0v3rthOught: Let's go to bed and do naughty things.

Fast forward to: jumping on the bed wearing our shoes and giggling uncontrollably.