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I only feel really dirty when I go to the grocery store now.

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At what age do you say never again and actually mean it.

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Yes advice is free, but so are throat punches

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I get my best cardio at the grocery store because I never make a list

And back to isle 3 and repeat

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It’s not burnt.
It’s carmalized!

Me every time I burn something.

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Wow, it’s really blowie outside

Me as a weather girl

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I wrestled a Gator today

Okay bathed my cat

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If you can’t kill them with kindness

A shovel will do

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If you can’t call your kid at 8:30 in the morning from the next bedroom to bring you a drink

What’s the point of them having a cell phone

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They say honey is good for you when you’re sick

I’m dipping my fried chicken strips in it and I do feel less stabby