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@1MeLrO : I get my best cardio at the grocery store because I never make a list
And back to isle 3 and repeat
@1MeLrO: It's not burnt.
Me every time I burn something.
@1MeLrO: Wow, it's really blowie outside
Me as a weather girl
@1MeLrO: I wrestled a Gator today
Okay bathed my cat
@1MeLrO: If you can't kill them with kindness
A shovel will do
@1MeLrO: If you can't call your kid at 8:30 in the morning from the next bedroom to bring you a drink
What's the point of them having a cell phone
@1MeLrO: They say honey is good for you when you're sick
I'm dipping my fried chicken strips in it and I do feel less stabby
@1MeLrO: I don't get why they put those stickers on fruit and vegetables
They taste like shit
@1MeLrO: It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart
@1MeLrO: Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me
You are a God!