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@3sunzzz : My husband is bringing our puppy to the Farmer's Market to socialize her. I am staying home and adding vodka to my coffee to socialize me.

@3sunzzz: I'm not necessarily saying that quinoa is repulsive, all I'm saying is that Cheetos are already prepared.

@3sunzzz: My husband bought lemon-flavored potato chips. Long story short, he's sleeping in the RV.

@3sunzzz: Me, Playing Twister

10: I win again!

20: Let's play naked!

35: The dots seem farther apart.

45: I need to go to the ER.

@3sunzzz: My husband ate the rice I cooked for our new puppy and long story short his bags are packed.

@3sunzzz: Postcards are just weird. It's like, "Hey everyone, feel free to read what I wrote to my aunt until it's delivered to her house."

@3sunzzz: My husband and I are looking for someone to play the harmonica while we have sex, no weirdos please.

@3sunzzz: Do you want to see a 4yo cry on their birthday? Give them a Slinky and wait about 7 minutes.

@3sunzzz: It's like my grandma always used to say, "Don't go to the grocery store hungry and don't go to the liquor store drunk."

@3sunzzz: My husband said I talk too much, so we had a nice long chat about that!