@3sunzzz: H: I'm so tired of people making lame jokes about going into labor on Labor Day.
M: *slowly pulling pillow out of shirt* same
@3sunzzz: When you stumble across a penny on the ground it can mean several different things:
*a deceased relative is trying to get your attention
*you're headed in the right direction, keep going
*someone dropped a penny
@3sunzzz: If you occasionally accuse your husband of shrinking your clothes in the dryer, he won't realize you're slowly getting fat.
@3sunzzz: Me: You must admit that Apollo 11 landing on the moon 50 yrs ago is pretty impressive.
Cow: *takes drag from cigarette* Yeah, but if you jump over it in 1765 no one cares, apparently.
@3sunzzz: My husband is bringing our puppy to the Farmer's Market to socialize her. I am staying home and adding vodka to my coffee to socialize me.
@3sunzzz: I'm not necessarily saying that quinoa is repulsive, all I'm saying is that Cheetos are already prepared.
@3sunzzz: My husband bought lemon-flavored potato chips. Long story short, he's sleeping in the RV.
@3sunzzz: Me, Playing Twister
10: I win again!
20: Let's play naked!
35: The dots seem farther apart.
45: I need to go to the ER.