@3sunzzz: I'm not necessarily saying that quinoa is repulsive, all I'm saying is that Cheetos are already prepared.
@3sunzzz: My husband bought lemon-flavored potato chips. Long story short, he's sleeping in the RV.
@3sunzzz: Me, Playing Twister
10: I win again!
20: Let's play naked!
35: The dots seem farther apart.
45: I need to go to the ER.
@3sunzzz: My husband ate the rice I cooked for our new puppy and long story short his bags are packed.
@3sunzzz: Postcards are just weird. It's like, "Hey everyone, feel free to read what I wrote to my aunt until it's delivered to her house."
@3sunzzz: My husband and I are looking for someone to play the harmonica while we have sex, no weirdos please.
@3sunzzz: Do you want to see a 4yo cry on their birthday? Give them a Slinky and wait about 7 minutes.
@3sunzzz: It's like my grandma always used to say, "Don't go to the grocery store hungry and don't go to the liquor store drunk."