There’s a tornado warning and we’re about to hop into our blow up pool. If you see us fly by, please don’t hesitate to say hello.
*feels painful possible cavity*
*eats chocolate to feel better*
Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick
I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you
Friend- “You’re drunk.”
Me- *mocking voice* “You’re drunk.”
Friend- “Stop.”
Me- *morphs into clone of friend* “Stop.”