Hide-and-seek is just as much fun for adults, although it usually ends with someone getting hit with a restraining order.
If I were a doctor, I’d invent a bacon-ometer to tell patients how much more bacon they needed to consume to be healthy and, frankly, sexy.
If I were rich, I’d have big soft monogrammed towels for when I bathe at the gas station.
For a kid, that moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mommy” was always really embarrassing. I just wish it hadn’t happened when I was a senior in college.
Can’t. Growing Yosemite Sam moustache.
Him: What kind of idiot are you?
Me: I didn’t know I had a choice. What are the options?