Sweetie if I was fake, I would pretend to be someone awesome and not a lonely weirdo.
I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage….
So now I know why zombies walk like they do.
Sweetie if I was fake, I would pretend to be someone awesome and not a lonely weirdo.
I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage….
So now I know why zombies walk like they do.