Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
When I said ‘You can’t buy my love.’
I meant with your salary.
I dont pretend to be anything I’m not..
Except for sober I’ve pretended to be sober a few times
Don’t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you.
I am fluent in three languages…english, sarcasm, and profanity
if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie.
nothing saves money like being antisocial