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If you succeed at failing, do you fail or succeed?
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”
when nothing goes right… go left
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
You’re ugly for a reason: God is challenging you to get girls on hard mode. #motivationalmike
I could never be an Olympic sprinter because I couldn’t go 10 seconds without checking my phone.
Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.
Retweet this with your elbow. (No cheating!)