Shallow zombies are like “looooooooks”
My Saturday was goin great til I realized it’s actually Sunday
Actually it’s pronounced “jaslight” – you’ve been saying it wrong the whole time
logging onto twitter…
Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: I’d say listening is my biggest weakness.
PARKOUR
Stormy, with a chance of “wet moms” this weekend.
