@AdmiralAkbrown

I get so fustrated when people say “supposably” or “irregardless” I feel like I’m literally drownding

@AdmiralAkbrown

The trouble with cops is if one’s a douchebag you can’t ask to speak to a manager.

@AdmiralAkbrown

“Oh look, it’s sleeping!” “Oh look, it’s sleeping!” “Oh look, it’s sleeping!” -every trip to the zoo, ever