There’s no mirrors in this self checkout?!?
Grampa: Back in my day, we slept on broken glass, you dunno how lucky you are.
Me: Grampa, please. We have Twitter, at least you GOT sleep.
Kanye West can’t wait to be the best man at his wedding.
Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you’re going to transfer me to someone who doesn’t speak english?