Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.
Why does life keep trying to teach me patience? I don’t want to learn patience!
Kill it with fire!
*douses it in hot sauce*
Well, I made it up past 9pm, so yeah, you could say my Friday night is wild and crazy.
Be the person that gives out the full size candy bars, I said, and now I have 55 full size candy bars left in my house.
I don’t want a ring, I want a Hattori Hanzo sword.
“Mysterious, cerebral, suspense, drama”
Netflix are you describing a movie or my last boyfriend?
I don’t want well-wishes for international women’s day, I want a dragon.
Sorry I ruined our sexy video chat by repeating, “come and play with us, Danny” in my creepy twins-from-The-Shining voice.