In what he hoped would be his final attempt, Cupid opted this time to hit me with a grappling hook.
No, I’m not dressing up as something sexy. I’m sexy 364 days of the year. I’m dressing up as the Predator.
*lights cigarette
Nah, don’t bother with chloroform. Use Ketamine blow darts. Way more entertaining and you don’t have to catch them.
I’ve never understood why someone would rob a liquor store for the money.
When I said, “I would sell a kidney for it”, what made you think I meant mine? Hold still.
I want a pet donkey that will kick people I don’t like on the command, “huh, interesting”.