Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time.
Texted Mom a question & she didn’t answer right away. I’m going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.
The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn’t be sacrificed anytime soon.
Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches.