@AmberDonn

Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time.

@AmberDonn

Texted Mom a question & she didn’t answer right away. I’m going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.

@AmberDonn

The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn’t be sacrificed anytime soon.

@AmberDonn

Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches.