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Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?

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So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons

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The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman…always go with Batman

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God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy

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I’m always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don’t actually catch on fire.