Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons
The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman…always go with Batman
God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy
I’m always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don’t actually catch on fire.