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Page of AndrewsNotFunny's best tweets

@AndrewsNotFunny : Paul Walker *dies driving*

Adam Driver *on sidewalk* oh no

@AndrewsNotFunny: Her: I like guys that are confident

Me *looking her square in the eye* worcestershire

@AndrewsNotFunny: *I enter the bank and draw a weapon*

Teller: holy shit

Me: what

Teller: you suck at art

@AndrewsNotFunny: I used to think girls were super nice to each other in bar washrooms until my friend came back from one thinking she should get bangs

@AndrewsNotFunny: ME: we need to fight diabetes

INVENTOR OF THE PI√ĎATA: say no more

@AndrewsNotFunny: Weird that humans evolved shins long before we'd need to find furniture in the dark

@AndrewsNotFunny: I think as Canadians we're so nice because we focus all our hatred on geese