@AndyAsAdjective: If I had to pick a favorite Rocky movie, it'd be Rocky IV. I've never seen it but I hear Creed dies in that one & I really hate their music.
Me: I want you to know I love you from the depths of my soul. You are my essence & the reason I live. With you, I am whole.
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: and what are we going to do next time?
7YR OLD: you’re going to let me know in advance before you shave your beard
M: and for you?
7: I’m not going to scream “STRANGER! DANGER!” or call 911
@AndyAsAdjective: I think I could be a pretty good boxer as long as the other guy isn't allowed to hit me.
@AndyAsAdjective: After months of trying, I finally have a runner's body. His shoes too. Also a really nice pair of headphones & his Fitbit. He was in shape.
@AndyAsAdjective: [Saturday morning, 5:53 am]
[a tap on my shoulder wakes me]
8YR OLD: dad, I'm bored
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: baby, I want to turn eucalyptYOU & eucalyptME into eucalyptUS
HER: you don’t flirt much, do you?
ME: I do not