Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.
“I don’t know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder.”
– inventor of the sauna
My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.
In first grade when I’d tell my parents what I learned in class and they’d act amazed, I’d think “Shouldn’t you know this shit already?”
The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won’t have that “nudie mag they found in the woods” experience. #culture