G/F wanted sex.
Told her I was too tired from having sex with my wife.
And that’s how the fight started.
LOL pills that say don’t take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU
suggest I take my medication then?
This no more tears shampoo sucks. I’ve been feeding it to my friends kid and he’s still crying.
Must be doing something wrong.
If being a role model involves anything before noon, I don’t want anything to do with that shit.
Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.
I gave her all my wrinkled shirts.
And that’s how the fight started.