@AsgardianRose: If you take your antidepressant prescription to the pharmacy in your wedding gown while sobbing incoherently, they will fill it instantly.
@AsgardianRose: I’m bored. I’m going to text my ex boyfriends and say “I have to talk to you, it’s important” and then not answer the phone for 6 days.
@AsgardianRose: Me at 16: No one can tell me what to do with my life.
Me at 36: Someone please tell me what to do with my life.
@AsgardianRose: Still disappointed that a goblet is just a cup and not a miniature goblin.
@AsgardianRose: No animal is more conniving and deceptive than Guinea Pigs, whom are neither pigs or from Guinea.
@AsgardianRose: Perks of being an adult: I can eat 8 cookies, no one can stop me.
Cons of being an adult: I ate 8 cookies, no one stopped me, I feel awful.