I’m Scottish so when people don’t like my tweets I just assume it’s because they can’t understand my accent
What I lack in legs I make up for in forehead
My kid woke up early so I did what any parent would do, lovingly prepared him a healthy balanced meal then hid in the bathroom so I could eat my breakfast chocolate in peace
Been thinking about getting dressed since I got out of the shower 3 hours ago. It’s quite obviously not going to happen but like everyone always says, it’s the thought that counts…
I don’t always have time to call people back but when I do I don’t.