I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.
If I ever get married, throw mozzarella cheese, not rice.
I think my favorite sammich is ice cream
My dad just told the famous Christmas story from when I was in 1st grade and asked why anyone would put up a ” Leon” sign
I read the noel sign backwards going on a drive to my grandparents
I’m nobody’s type until they need blood or an organ