Pro debating tip:
Shave one eyebrow and draw a new one really high.
Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd.
Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon.
One night stand because my bedroom is narrow.
When life hands you alligators, make gator aid.
First rule of flight club…no penguins.