Do you know who REALLY gets irony?
Skydiving schools.
Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate!
*releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*
If you own a karate dojo and you don’t make your employees answer the phone “Hiiiiiiiiya”
You’re doing it wrong
I don’t consider it a good night out if it doesn’t end up as a super villain’s origin story
The Hurricane came through here like a tornado
-Lady on the News just now
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts.
So Disappointed.