Taco Bell, Exit 22
I once got a bonus onion ring in my fries at a restaurant that didn’t serve onion rings if you’re wondering who’s top shelf around here
My wife took a bunch of my clothes to make a scarecrow today and seeing it come together I realized I dress like a scarecrow.
My wife asked me if she had any ‘annoying’ habits and then got all offended during the power point presentation.
Was putting away laundry and spotted this betrayal in my wife’s closet. Troubling times my friends, troubling times.
