i’m sorry that i bit you, i was trying to flirt
i’m sorry that i bit you, i was trying to flirt
“get a dog” they said
“it’ll be fun” they said
yeah right, you try explaining to the neighbours about the remains of the 17 ex-lovers it just dug up from your back yard
sex so good you start seeing dead people..
oh wait, I’m in a morgue, scratch that
He told me to come dressed to kill for our first date…
I now realise my Freddie Krueger outfit was not what he had in mind
I’m not here for the attention. I’m just looking for victims for my next batch of ‘meat’ pies.